i sent my friend laura like a zillion texts about matador and outlander, and when i woke up tonight my phone was like, “hey, you have 3 texts from laura!”
and i was like, “oh man i SUPER annoyed her, this is NOT ENOUGH TEXTS in response to the novel i sent her.” but then i opened my phone and she had actually sent me 19, but my phone only told me about three. it was just like wow this motherfucker texted you way too much; i’ll just say ‘3’
get to know me teen wolf meme
[3/7] favorite ships: jennifer/julia & kali
Hello, sir! We’re sober.
(Source: dailybenleslie, via zoewashburne)
maaaaaaaaaaaan bad microphones/shitty call connections are THE WORST. it becomes impossible to tell consonants apart and i’m struggling to discern things like “IS THIS PERSON SAYING ‘CONFIDENCE’ OR ‘COMPETENCE’???????”
also i have 82 incidences of “hey please double-check this because i’m like 95% sure i transcribed it incorrectly” when normally in a file this length i would have, like, 0 to 10 at the ABSOLUTE MOST. greeeeeeeeeeeat.
I love my skin!
(Source: arthaemisia, via alicemorgann)
UGH SARA I FEEL U. it’s teeeerrrrrriiiibbbbbblllleeee. Last Fri/Sat was amazing but ugh.
UGH YES, when it half-rained overnight and then tried to rain for like 2 days it was SO PERFECT AND WONDERFUL AND COOL. i remember i went outside in the morning and was like, ‘wow, i actually have to go back inside and get a jacket because it’s COLD. FALL IS UPON US.’
except then satan was like “haha jk” and now going outside is like stepping into a scalding hellscape